Kabuto the Python from Saigon, Vietnam

    • Kabuto the Python of the Scrub Club Collective
    • Kabuto the Python of the Scrub Club Collective
    • Kabuto the Python of the Scrub Club Collective
    • Kabuto the Python of the Scrub Club Collective
    • Kabuto the Python of the Scrub Club Collective
    • Kabuto the Python of the Scrub Club Collective
    • Kabuto the Python of the Scrub Club Collective
    • Kabuto the Python of the Scrub Club Collective
    • Kabuto the Python of the Scrub Club Collective
    • Kabuto the Python of the Scrub Club Collective

    “Kabuto is a mammoth creature in size and strength with a humanoid build. Many spikes adorn the creature’s body, while its maw is fierce and imposing.”

    So reads the description on Kabuto’s old-ass MySpace profile. In some senses, it fails to tell the whole story. At the same time, however, it tells you everything you need to know.

    A 10 year rap veteran at the time of this writing, Kabuto emerged in 2007 as a shit talking, talented, and ruthlessly inventive alternative to the flow deficient and gimmicky internet rap community. He quickly developed a reputation as a truculent personality, having engaged in many one-sided beefs with such luminaries as MC Chris, documentary filmmaker Dan Lamoreaux, and pirate rapper Captain Dan.

    Kabuto the Python is thought to have originally formed out of dark matter near Tau Ceti some 2 million years ago. Since his arrival on Earth, there has been much speculation as to his true form. He himself has not helped matters, describing himself in turn as a python, a deity, an alien, and incredibly ill. Over time, this has stabilized somewhat – To most viewers, he seems to exist as some sort of holy trinity – rapper, snake, and alien beast. It has even been theorized that Kabuto is in fact an alter-ego of famed Nerdcore rapper MC Frontalot.


    Kabuto the Python: Level 19 Beguiler

    ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCKED:

    Hover over icons below to discover the achievement:

    Armor Equipped: Level 7 (685 XP)

    Scrub Club Knighthood Level 5 - Accumulated 50,000+ total project downloads or views (+500) Adamantium Gauntlet of Dominance - Has released a project that has reached 10,000+ downloads or views (+100) Warrior's Shield - Has been on the Scrub Club roster for 8 years (+80) Officer's Jacket - Has performed their skills live 5 times (+5)

    Weapons Equipped: Level 9 (820 XP)

    Sword of the Eight Wonders - Released 8 projects (+800) Nightmare Sword of Chaos - A project that has an evil, destructive focus (+5) Arc Sword that Totally Isn't a Lightsaber - A project that has a focus on science fiction (+15)

    Inventory:

    Infected Rabbit's Foot - A project that went viral - 3,000+ downloads in the first month (+50) Key to the Mind - A project that contains some of the artist's most known material (+15) Jovial Junk Food - A project that has a focus on comedy (+15) Hearty Beef 'n' Bone - A project that contains a diss (+10) Stopwatch of Quickening - A project that clocks in under 20 minutes (+10) Exquisite Cheese - A project that features one or more skits (+15) Controller of Button Mashing - A project that has a focus on video games (+15) The Book of Law - A project that has a focus on politics (+15) The Neverending Story - A musical project that has over 20 tracks or a video series with over 20 episodes (+20) Pocketwatch of Sluggishness - A project that clocks in over 60 minutes (+10) Fresh Fish Out of Water - The very first Scrub Club release by this artist (+10) Madcraft Iron Pick - MadHatter's personal favorite project by this artist (+15)

    Treasure: 980 Gold

    Adamantium Ring of Dominance - A project that has reached 10,000+ downloads or views (+100) Adamantium Ring of Dominance - A project that has reached 10,000+ downloads or views (+100) Steel Ring of Power - A project that has reached 7,500+ downloads or views (+75) Steel Ring of Power - A project that has reached 7,500+ downloads or views (+75) Steel Ring of Power - A project that has reached 7,500+ downloads or views (+75) Iron Ring of Fortitude - A project that has reached 5,000+ downloads or views (+50) Iron Ring of Fortitude - A project that has reached 5,000+ downloads or views (+50) Iron Ring of Fortitude - A project that has reached 5,000+ downloads or views (+50) Iron Ring of Fortitude - A project that has reached 5,000+ downloads or views (+50) Iron Ring of Fortitude - A project that has reached 5,000+ downloads or views (+50) Bronze Ring of Strength - A project that has reached 2,500+ downloads or views (+25) Bronze Ring of Strength - A project that has reached 2,500+ downloads or views (+25) Bronze Ring of Strength - A project that has reached 2,500+ downloads or views (+25) Bronze Ring of Strength - A project that has reached 2,500+ downloads or views (+25) Bronze Ring of Strength - A project that has reached 2,500+ downloads or views (+25) Bronze Ring of Strength - A project that has reached 2,500+ downloads or views (+25) Bronze Ring of Strength - A project that has reached 2,500+ downloads or views (+25) Bronze Ring of Strength - A project that has reached 2,500+ downloads or views (+25) Silver Ring of Interest - A project that has reached 1,000+ downloads or views (+10) Silver Ring of Interest - A project that has reached 1,000+ downloads or views (+10) Silver Ring of Interest - A project that has reached 1,000+ downloads or views (+10) Silver Ring of Interest - A project that has reached 1,000+ downloads or views (+10) Silver Ring of Interest - A project that has reached 1,000+ downloads or views (+10) Silver Ring of Interest - A project that has reached 1,000+ downloads or views (+10) Silver Ring of Interest - A project that has reached 1,000+ downloads or views (+10) Silver Ring of Interest - A project that has reached 1,000+ downloads or views (+10) Golden Band of Unity - Has been featured on a compilation or collaboration release (+25)

  • CONNECT WITH KABUTO:

    Kabuto the Python on Facebook Kabuto the Python on Twitter Kabuto the Python on YouTube


    KABUTO’S PROJECTS:

    Download "The Almighty" by Kabuto the Python

    Kabuto the Python: “The Almighty”

    Download "The Kvetch Sessions: I Hate Everything" by Kabuto the Python

    Kabuto the Python: “The Kvetch Sessions”

    Download "The N7 EP" by Kabuto the Python and B.C.

    Kabuto the Python: “The N7 EP”

    Download "Ill Ron Hubbard" by Kabuto the Python

    Kabuto the Python: “Ill Ron Hubbard”

    Download "Noncents Vol. 10" by Kabuto the Python

    Kabuto the Python: “Noncents Vol. 10”

    Download "Noncents Vol. 5" by Kabuto the Python

    Kabuto the Python: “Noncents Vol. 5”

    Download "Parseltongue" by Kabuto the Python

    Kabuto the Python: “Parseltongue”

    Download "Shed Skins: A Collection of Shit that Sucks" by Kabuto the Python

    Kabuto the Python: “Shed Skins”


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